Old Enough To Actually Mean It

Dogs, I know I need to talk the actual product in these posts, but I fucking love the WTaps slogan: “Placing things where they should be.” SO FUCKING GOOD. Anyways, these are basically tight-baggy jeans, which is what all the kids are wearing these days. The fucked up thing about saying “the kids these days” is that I’m old enough to actually mean it. I’M SO DISCONNECTED FROM YOU BASTARDS. ONE OF YOU EXPLAIN MATTY B AND DABBING TO ME. Actually, forget about Matty B and just explain dabbing. Like, why not just smoke a blunt? WHY YOU FUCKERS GOTTA MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE SMOKING FUTURISTIC CRACK? These pants are for sale at Haven.