The Best Gifts for Dads Who “Don’t Want Anything This Year”

Sleek, spacious, and with more pockets than the inside of a cartoon trenchcoat, this Nike backpack is ideal for the man who lives by the mantra “everything in its right place.”

That exercise bike never got any mileage, but this two-wheeler is sure to hit the road. Plus, he’ll get an outstanding evaluation from his annual physical this year.

A safety razor is effective, old-school, and never goes out of style—just like your dad. This set gets him a chromed-out new handle plus a five-pack of blades to give him a running start on his stubble into the coming weeks.

As he always says, he’s not getting younger, but it’s not too late to convert him to an SPF diehard. Geologie’s one is lightweight and hydrating, plus mattifying so he doesn’t walk out the house looking like a greaseball.

All his old faifthfuls in one curated grooming set, including a face wash, shaving cream, and more.

Because, as he reminds you, he’s not getting any younger.

Something that’ll make even his cheapest whiskey feel like a vintage Macallan.

Whether it’s for the camping trip or for sneaking into the function, the wide mouth on this eight-ounce flask means no messing with funnels or spilling whiskey when you fill it.

For the dad who appreciates fine art as much as he does a sneaky joint every now and then, give him the gift of a Rothko-esque lighter that he can spend hours staring at when he’s stoned.

His current keychain is probably a tacky souvenir from a trip you guys took when you were five, so give him that long-awaited upgrade that’ll ensure he’s never locked out (again).

There’s something about watching greens grow from a seed that makes dad want to take care of it and nurture it, sort of like what he did with you.

A giant tumbler that’s sort of like the younger, hipper version of his ye olde Stanley thermos. It’s primed for carting around 20 ounces of coffee (or booze, we’re not judging) and can keep hot drinks at temp for half a day.

Somewhere extremely obvious to park his bifocals when they’re not perched on his nose, from the masters of handsome design objets at Craighill.

It’s not like he quit toking just because you were born.

Just like everything else from his past, vinyl is cool again. And he didn’t hoard those old records for nothing, so let him listen to his oldies the best way he knows how.

Tired: toot it and boot it. Wired: boat it and tote it. 

A cool dad needs a way to keep his bevvies cool, too.

Once you get him hyped up on wood chips and firing his own pizzas, there’s no turning back. Ooni’s industry-standard pizza ovens for home use are a great gateway, with multiple fuel options to get a flame going.

A versatile carbon steel griddle from chef-approved cookware brand Made In will help him master his own diner breakfasts at home. From sizzling bacon to pressing burgers and flipping flapjacks, it’s got all the real estate for a mean breakfast or lunch, and is just one other reason to stop by for a visit.

The poor man’s wine cellar is right here, delivering the perfect amount of chill to his vino so he doesn’t have to sip it room-temp with dinner.

His BBQ king status remains undefeated, and with this cute portable grill, he’ll be transporting his primo cuts anywhere there’s good weather and open air.

He’s not a regular dad—he’s a spicy dad.

One of our favorite coffee subscriptions for the type of dad who’s a variety seeker in the beans department.

Old No. 7 isn’t going anywhere, but this 12-year-old expression from the heritage brand is perfect for special occasions. Plus, the higher proof makes it even more versatile.

With all the technical details of a military jacket and a sharp mackintosh collar, this topper has the goods to help him really start dressing this fall.

Blundstones are almost as classic as pumpkin spice in fall, and much more useful for clomping around in leaves. If he’s never gone in on one of their Chelsea styles, now’s the time to make an introduction.

“They just don’t make them like they used to,” might be his most famous (and annoying) sayings, but when it comes to jeans, he’s kind of right.

Your future heirloom, sorted. And because it’s pure 14k gold, it’ll pass down another generation or two (or two hundred) after you.

He’s not a regular dad, he’s a cool dad.

Two things dad love: Stretchy pants for the post-dinner bloat and a little extra give around the, ahem, crotch area. For all of the above, Lululemon’s beloved ABC pants (ask him to look up what it means on Bing) deliver.

Gitman Vintage’s archival button-ups will look like something that’s been in his closet since the ‘80s, meaning they’ll fit right in with the rest of his garms.

Sensible slip-ons that he can use to clomp around the yard and from the mailbox and back.

“Hey, aren’t those the glasses that Tom Cruise fella wears in the movie with the planes?”

The “old man shoe” gets an upgrade for your old man.

Whether he’s layering up to rake the yard or kicking back on the couch to watch RedZone, this go-to fall layer is essential—but not as essential as your pops, of course.

This Indiana Jones-esque shirt is called “The Captain”—he’s gonna love that as much as he’ll love the functional front pockets, we promise.

No matter if it’s his first sweater polo or he’s already got a closetful, he’ll love this chic addition to his autumn wardrobe.

Understated, practical, and classic. Plus, Jaxxon’s sustainability will go a long way if dad is eco-conscious.

This hard-wearing shirt is almost as indestructible as your old man. Plus, it comes in a color that he’s probably never seen in his closet before.

A solid striped shirt is a non-negotiable part of any guy’s wardrobe. And, as the old adage goes: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man a fish shirt… You get the point.

When in doubt, go cashmere. And Uniqlo’s is one of the most affordable around, with a high-quality fabric that won’t disintegrate after one whirl in the washer.

His doctor (and pretty much everyone in his life) has been telling him to get more active, and a trusty smartwatch from one of the brands that does them best will make sure each and every step towards a healthier lifestyle counts.

He’s not tuning you out on purpose, but with a pair of AirPods, he might actually be now.

He’s always running on 5% battery because he’s always forgetting to charge his phone, but this wireless charger will ensure he’s never close to a technological meltdown again.

Sometimes all he needs is some peace and quiet, even if it’s from you.

Sure, he’s going back to his roots with the vinyl, but dammit if he doesn’t appreciate the spatial audio that the Era 300 speaker supplies, then this is just a great addition to your speaker setup.

The excellent QuietComfort earbuds are easy to wear for hours without ear pain and come stacked with all the impressive sound quality, sweat resistance, iPhone pairing, and noise cancelling he could possibly want to listen to podcasts and playlists on his commute.

Who needs a spa gift card when you’ve secured yourself deep-tissue relief on demand with a best-in-class massage gun?

Just like everything else from his past, vinyl is cool again. And he didn’t hoard those old records for nothing, so let him listen to his oldies the best way he knows how.