You guys remember Reebok Pumps? Well, the OGs at Burn Rubber in Detroit put their spin on the classic sneaker made famous by asshole rich kids worldwide who blew up the air chambers at recess. The black leather gives the sneaker a nice, clean look. I’m not so sure about the glow in the dark accents, but you probably aren’t either, so whatever. Hey man, no one is perfect. Do you realize all of the things my girlfriend has to overlook in order to date me? I have a ridiculous daily routine. I complain about things not staying open late enough—not even just coffee shops either, but grocery stores too. I’m such a degenerate that I start my daily errands at, like, 8:30 pm—these sneakers are perfect for late-night grocery runs FYI. I refuse to leave the house until I catch the 6 o’clock PBS news hour. I mean, doesn’t she want an informed boyfriend? My personal shortcomings aside, these Burn Rubber Pumps will be available in-store and online, so read more about them here.
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