20 Ridiculous(ly Good) Gifts from Mr Porter

This probably isn’t the kind of frisbee you want to let your dog play with. Unless your dog has been a really, really good boy this year, in which case, sure—play fetch with the Loro Piana frisbee.

Eating grocery store sushi and 99 cent ramen just got so much chicer. Engraved with roses and thorns, these brushed silver chopsticks are all about enhancing the experience.

Even a low-stakes game of backgammon will feel high-stakes with this luxe leather and painted wood set, handcrafted from ziricote wood.

Because those metal corkscrew openers aren’t cutting it anymore. This is a gift that’ll make houseguests ooh and ahh every damn time.

A shaggy mohair coat is the very definition of “not a need, but a want”—especially when it’s as dramatic and regal as Bottega’s.

Meet the crochet desk pal or bookshelf buddy that’ll add a much-needed dose of fun, fresh whimsicality to your life.

Do you really need a $1200 book about yachts? No. But then again—this is exactly the kind of thing that someone who owns a yacht would buy, so maybe it’s time to start spending for the lifestyle you want, not the lifestyle you have.

Linen and leather with drawstring ties—I hate to break it to you, but your wine bottle is getting a better on-the-go treatment than you are.

In a world full of black loafers and white sneakers, be the fuzzy, bright pink, calf hair slipper. It’s just fun.

I guarantee that Bode’s embroidered stocking is much cooler than whatever you’ve got hanging above your fireplace right now. No offense.

If you’ve ever looked around your living room and thought, “Hmm, something’s missing here,” I have just the thing for you. A leather-trimmed Brunello Cucinelli ottoman should do the trick!

An abstract, sculptural bluetooth speaker made from jesmonite that’ll blend in perfectly to your house, if your house looks like it’s from Dune.

And speaking of things that seem like they’ve crossed over from space and time, Montblanc has a fountain pen designed to feel just like that. Crafted from textured resin meant to imitate the surface of a planet, this is an otherworldly gift at its finest.

If you’re basic, you store your phone and wallet in your pocket. If you’re cool as hell, you store your phone and wallet in an elephant-shaped leather crossbody bag.

A case for your AirPods case is nothing new, but a leather Celine Homme case certainly is. It even has a hole to make charging easy, and a lobster clasp you can secure to your jeans or your elephant-shaped Loewe crossbody bag.

Have you ever been like, “Damn, I love the smell of water—wish I could bottle it up and make it into a candle”? Well, Tom Dixon lets you do just that. Now, you can make your home smell like water, all the time!

Can’t get a reservation at The Polo Bar? Bring The Polo Bar to you.

If anybody has mastered the art of smoking in style, it’s Seth Rogen. His ceramic stash jar and ashtray are proof.

Let’s make drinking champagne more fun than it already is.

In a red and pink velvet box, these illustrated playing cards are so stylish, your poker partner won’t even mind if you cheat. Probably.