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This wedding reception didn’t just have tray-passed appetizers…they had tray-passed cocaine! And yes, that is the bride happily partaking.
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Here’s another white wedding! One to show the grandkids!
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This wedding took place on 9/11/21, and somehow, no one said, “FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, YOU CANNOT MAKE YOUR BIG DAY 9/11 THEMED!”
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This wedding had serial killer centerpieces.
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And this wedding sent out “rules and regulations” that have to be seen to be believed.
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At this wedding, the bride led the groom into the reception on a leash, and yes, that is him “peeing” on her. Marking his territory, I guess? Yikes.
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This wedding, meanwhile, had a cake topper that the previous couple would have paid ANYTHING to have.
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This wedding’s program ranked the bridesmaids in order of closeness to the bride. Just imagine being referred to as the “5th Best Friend!”
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And this bride and groom cavalierly sold their wedding gifts on Facebook.
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This wedding took the traditional “bridal party posing with assault rifles” photo.
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And this wedding party did…whatever this is.
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This wedding party kept things real classy.
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And this bride and groom took an equally questionable photo that flipped the script!
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This wedding, meanwhile, featured a groom who wore his best tank top and jorts.
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This one featured a stunningly put-together bride…and a groom in a T-shirt and cargo shorts.
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And this one had a groom who dressed like this…and yes, those are Crocs with Donald Trump socks.
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This father of the bride wore a dapper suit…plus a Trump hat.
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This wedding had a Trump cake topper.
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And this wedding had a bride who pretended to fellate a wooden statue of Donald Trump while the groom looked on approvingly. Fun!
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Grooms, I should mention, aren’t the only ones who really should have worn something different.
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Guests also need to get a clue…this one showed up wearing this crappy T-shirt.
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And this guest wore a “Titties” hat just behind the tuxedo-wearing groom.
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This guest — not the bride, I repeat, NOT the bride — showed up dressed in white like this.
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And so did this guest…who never stopped to think her dress might not be ideal on account of her NOT BEING THE BRIDE!
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This wedding guest, meanwhile, is the definition of SHAMELESS.
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Also pretty shameless? This bride and groom.
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And this bride used her big day to promote her multilevel marketing business…which is also shameless!
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This wedding did a bit where — when the officiant asked the groom if he took the bride — the groom said he needed a moment to “consult with his boys.” (Guys, please, PLEASE don’t do this.)
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And this wedding had a “funny” cake topper that suggests the groom is more interested in video games than his wife…in her wedding dress…on their wedding day.
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This wedding (checks notes) took place in a Walmart.
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This wedding took place in an alley next to a dumpster.
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This one took place in a convenience store.
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And this one was held in a parking lot (without asking for permission to do so).
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This wedding had different meals for their guests depending on how much they spent on their gift. Spend less than $250? You get roast chicken. Spend more than a grand? You get two pounds of lobster and a souvenir champagne goblet!
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This wedding REALLY wanted Bud Light to be part of it (look at the bride’s train).
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This wedding (maybe the same as the one above, LOL) had a Bud-themed cake.
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This wedding had a chewing-tobacco cake.
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And this wedding had a skunk spray cake, which is…definitely different.
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This wedding asked its guests to throw Juul pods instead of rice.
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This wedding crowdfunded for both a honeymoon AND an AR-15.
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And lastly, this bride’s wedding night ended as I’m sure she dreamed it would ever since she was a little girl…passed out with a bucket on her head!
